We confirm scope and price by email before we start, so nobody gets surprised, least of all us.
Order The Full Monte below and send the package. No names required beyond an email we can reply to.
Questions go back and forth in writing. We do not do calls, Zooms, coffees or "quick syncs" for less than $1,000/hr.
In 5 business days: a written memo with the Monte Carlo, a maximum offer and a walk-away price. Forward it to your partner. Frame it. Ignore it.
This form is for The Full Monte only (Back of the Napkin and The Simpleton run instantly above). Preview only: it doesn't submit yet and never asks for payment details. When intake opens, we'll confirm scope and price by email before any work starts, then deliver a written memo in 5 business days. No calls.
